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The Miltown Kings Troupe Members

who is currently getting down and dirty on our stage

A Miltown Kings show can be, and usually is, a million different things. It is a completely unique form of performance art. The Kings perform both individually as well as in group acts. The acts range from sexy to funny to thought provoking. Audience members are witness to political statements, gender fluidity and challenges to societal norms. Occasionally a fan will find a King on their lap. When the Kings perform, they give physical form to the music. Being on the stage allows the performers to explore any person they ever wanted to be. Each King has a distinct persona; there's the bad ass, the hopeless romantic, the goof ball, the dirty old man, etc. The possibilities are endless.

miss b haven

Miss B Haven Miss B Haven and Miles Long Miss B Haven, Lala/Randy Feller, and Faye Tahl Miss B Haven in 'Shut Up and Let Me Go'


Philosophy/ Personal Statement: I’m a beast. I’m a monster and I feast when I conquer but I’m alone on my throne.

Birthday: 3/6/1981

Sign: Pisces

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown


Color: Teal

Animal: Cow (I love the Moo)

Movie: Death Proof

Song: 99 Problems - Jayz

Food: Mexican

Drink: Whiskey

Scent: Lilly of the Valley

Hobby: Plotting world domination

Place to go: At Random

Cartoon: Thundercats

Body Part: Mouth

Role Model: Pam (Tru Blood)

Quote: “I’ll sell ice in the winter. I’ll sell fire in hell. I am a hustler baby, I’ll sell water to a whale.” - Hova

Pickup Line: “Excuse me Miss but I believe your empty hand could use a drink.”

for fun

What would you do with one million dollars? Pay off all my bills and take my husband and I on a cross country road trip chalk full of debauchery and sin!!!

Prankster or Angel: I only look like an angel. *evil laugh*

Pet Peeve: When people talk all day but don’t ever DO

Silk or Lace: LACE TILL I DIE!!!!

Can you curl your tongue?: I can do a lot of things with my tongue.

Best Super Power: Reading people's thoughts.

Biggest Addiction: Mortal Kombat for PS3

If you could travel any where in the world, where would you go?: Greece

getting personal

Biggest Turn on: Confidence

Biggest Turn off: Whining

Sexiest thing you own: Oh honey, pick a corset.

Ideal Date: Dinner and drinks with fantastic conversation and then a night of dancing and getting into trouble.

Hanky Color: Ummm I don’t quite know the rules of the hanky game.

Ultimate Fantasy: I become a millionaire and take the troupe on a world tour and then we get our own TV show and we all make a stupid amount of money doing drag.

Sexiest Body Part: My impressive rack. On someone else…eyes.

Best song to strip to: Red House- Jimi Hendrix

Does size matter? Naw Daddy, you just gotta know what you’re doin.

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